this post was submitted on 28 Oct 2023
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Weird News - Things that make you go 'hmmm'

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Crazy for the people but way crazier for the buck. Imagine, just walking downtown, chilling, when suddenly a challenger appears and squares up to you. You square up too, not wanting to lose this fantastic section of your territory. You charge to lock horns and prepare to test your muscle strength against this new challenger. Instead of contact and contest, you are portaled through a rain of crystal shards and find yourself suddenly surrounded by noisy humans and a thousand weird smells.That would mess me up and I would need a vacation after that.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I hope the restaurant owners have deer insurance.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think that policy addition is just a few bucks

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I'm fawning over your pun