this post was submitted on 27 Oct 2023
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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Being a healer isn't bottoming You decide who lives and who dies

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That's called being a power bottom

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If Im the bottom then why do they spend so much time lying on the floor?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I like the cut of your jib.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

...generate a lot of upward thrust.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Think more like a pile driver. The machine, not the wrestling move.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

A god that lives for abuse from it's followers instead of praise.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You're literally a god who decides who lives and who dies, they must submit to you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-saUDoiuWc

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

If this were reddit I would link to /r/HealSluts

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I always felt like I had the most influence as healer / support. Keeping an eye on the map and enemy jungle, fucking with their carry, ganking and making plays happen. The carry just takes credit in the late game, but really he's my lap dog.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Unless you're playing TF2

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Why else would we pick elf bard in D&D?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Psychotic Paladin enters the chat!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I really don't get the comparison here. Seems like a stretch.