Shitposting in a science community. Well played.
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TL;DR:
Some scientists said “I wonder how long it takes different mammals to poop.” Then they got stopwatches, started timing buttholes, and found that most mammals, big and small, take about the same amount of time when they shit.
Science baby!
Amazon will use this to set time limits on employees poo breaks.
Im going to find a way to cite this in my next uni assignment (I study international relations)
I see they did not work the sugar free haribo bears into their ejection model.
Possibly too difficult to measure.
What do I need to eat to get a flow-rate equivalent to the Pitch Drop experiment?
Shit science ain't shitty science. One day it'll save your butt
Definitely up for an Ignoble Award
I seriously wonder what's the story behind this paper. It doesn't sound like this is a question that naturally arose from the existing literature. In other words, WHY? I see that they actually have some interesting implications, i.e., the findings can be used as a diagnostic tool. But then they also have a theoretical model to explain the results. I gotta really love that stuff to go into such depths
For this study to happen, people literally had to stare at many many buttholes and time them while they shat.
Some people at the university are… how should I phrase this…colorful personalities? I would not be surprised if the scientists in question has been dreaming of a project like this since they were 4 years old.
Also: Grad students.
Journal "Soft Matter" with a logo depicting a set of toilets. I like their style.
It's not the journal's logo, it seems
Must be the title page of this edition then.
That's probably the cover page of the issue (probably in honor of this paper!)
I imagine they got lots of people linking them to that hippo video on Youtube: