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[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago (2 children)

A temporary fix for overloaded lemmy.ml servers, via THAIO (Throw-Hardware-At-It Optimisation)...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Nothing more permanent than a temporary solution

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I actually ran a moderately active (like 20,000 hits a day) small business site from a laptop for a couple years. Of course one of the first thing I did was put a "SERVER DO NOT SHUT DOWN" sticker on it, and set the power settings so closing the lid did not shut down or sleep the computer. It was a Dell 7000 series with 16GB IIRC, it did great.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Not advertising here, but with this low traffic you could be in a permanent free tier with AWS with all the availability guarantees. It doesn't work with EC2, but for serverless solutions (ApiGateway, Lambda, DynamoDB) they have something like "we start charging after 1M calls per month" (don't quote me on this exact number). I have a couple of pet projects working this way

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Before the upgrade, I hope.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

Bro that's the Reddit server.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Unplug it real quick so we can find out

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Just pop the magnet out of the lid.

[–] aport 3 points 2 years ago

This is the correct, cross platform solution. It works on all operating systems!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Yo, how'd you get in my home lab?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

This looks like my old laptop - Lenovo Y510P. Even down to the slight abrasion below the mousepad from the user wearing a watch with a metal band.

It had SLI GPUs in a laptop through the ultra bay. It was a beast for about 20 minutes until the heat built up.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I have a minecraft server running on a laptop like this. Sadly I don't have any friends that want to play minecraft right now ):

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

my server is running 1.19.3 so not old school but i will still come to chill

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Old shitty laptops make good servers. They have a built-in UPS.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

laughs in "stay awake even if lid is closed" settings in linux.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

I used to work for a notebook manufacturer, and it was a non-trivial part of the cooling strategy that the lid is open under load.

I hope they've changed, but megacorps usually don't.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Even Windows 98 has that setting

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

What specs do I need to run a lemmy instance for, say a small group of 1000 people? Cpu, Ram, Amount of Electricity needed, Minimum Internet Speed, Storage? Assuming that I would be federating with the top lemmy instances.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

I think it would be possible to run it on that laptop. But the only way to find out is if you try for us!!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

This may help: https://sh.itjust.works/post/4706 This real answer is that it depends on how many online users there are at the same time and how much data is saved.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I have an old Raspberry Pi 1 lying around. Should I spin up my own instance?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

I'm actually thinking about doing this exact thing with my own rpi b rev2 from 2012. I'm not sure it'll even run a kbin/Lemmy instance though

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Please use an ethernet cable, you gonna need to keep that connection spotless and WiFi are vulnerable no matter which protocols, better turn it off.

If I may also add a secure systems (Harden its configuration), a custom firmware on your router(Rec. Tomato series most updated)/hardware firewall(Rec. pfSense) with a VPS if the network is used for other means, they will help you in the long-term.

It should go without saying if you can't secure a server, don't host one. You're responsible for anything that happens to it & us.


Gpt-4 Prompt using Forefront.ai (Worth taking a note):

Q: Recommendations on the levels of security that need to be taken into account for self-hosting a decentralised community
A: Self-hosting a decentralized community involves a number of security considerations. Here are some recommendations:

  1. Secure Server Configuration: Ensure that your server is configured securely. This includes using strong, unique passwords, disabling root login, and setting up a firewall. Also, consider using a security-focused operating system like SELinux or HardenedBSD.

  2. Data Encryption: All data, both at rest and in transit, should be encrypted. Use protocols like HTTPS for web traffic and SFTP for file transfers. For data at rest, consider using disk encryption technologies like BitLocker or LUKS.

  3. Regular Updates and Patches: Keep your server and all software up-to-date. This includes the operating system, web server software, database software, and any other software you're using. Regularly apply patches to fix any known vulnerabilities.

  4. Backup and Recovery: Regularly backup your data and test recovery procedures. This will help you recover quickly in case of a data loss event.

  5. Access Control: Implement strict access control measures. This includes limiting who has access to your server and what they can do. Use technologies like two-factor authentication (2FA) to add an extra layer of security.

  6. Intrusion Detection and Prevention Systems (IDS/IPS): Use IDS/IPS to monitor your network for suspicious activity and automatically block or alert you of potential threats.

  7. Secure Application Development: If you're developing your own applications, follow secure coding practices. This includes input validation, output encoding, and proper error handling. Consider using a security framework to help with this.

  8. Privacy Protection: As a decentralized community, your users will likely value their privacy. Use technologies like Tor or VPNs to help protect user privacy. Also, have a clear privacy policy and follow it.

  9. Auditing and Logging: Keep detailed logs of all activity on your server. This can help you identify and investigate any security incidents. Also, regularly audit your security measures to ensure they're working as expected.

  10. Education and Awareness: Educate yourself and your community about security best practices. This includes things like recognizing phishing attempts, using strong passwords, and being cautious with downloads and attachments.

Remember, security is not a one-time thing but a continuous process. Always stay informed about the latest threats and security best practices.

[–] words_number 1 points 2 years ago

Don't worry comrade, this is a humor community ;) Thanks for the well-intentioned advice though.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

The server stopped serving?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

How did you get into the Jagex office?

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