this post was submitted on 05 Jun 2023
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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

My wife is a goddamn animal and will carefully tuck the open part in on itself, and then set the thing upside down.

It looks completely unopened this way, and when you pick it up the weight of the contents undoes the "seal," spilling everything everywhere. She did it with a 1 pound bag of M&Ms once.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

JFC...did you marry Satan?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

🤣 I haven't ruled it out

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wait where's the twisting. That's fundamental!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Twist it. Tuck it. Press it against the wall.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

That should be a rap song if it isn't yet

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Advanced techniques 🤫

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Oh branded biscuits! Very swish! When should we all pop 'round for a cup of tea and try them out! Looking forward to a comparative study against lidl and Sainsbury's ginger snaps :)

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

OP, nobody told you to attack my fragile inner soul.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

When I was lazy while having snacks in that packaging, I eat enough of the cookies/crackers to fold the end under the rest of the packaging.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

right, if you aren't going to eat enough to do that, what's the point.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (2 children)

If the UK calls those biscuits, what do you call savoury bread-like things such as these?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's an American bread, I don't think Brits really have that in their country. Being someone who also calls those biscuits, I would call this a savoury scone or a pastry

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Scones. Pronounce as you see fit.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So I can call it a suck-on-ee?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

If you want to be stoned, yes.