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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is this the partiture of an arranged version of John Cage's 4'33"? The solo version I guess

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

It's the dubstep remix.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

That looks easy enough even for me to play it

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

20 years after getting my music degree, I still have this nightmare sometimes.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why not use a multimeasure rest?

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

because you need to actively think about and suffer through every single measure as punishment for you mistakes

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

I shall then aggressively play each bar as 24 triplet 16th note rests.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I never forgot my tuba!...

So I got to spend my time looking at the empty spot where my mouth piece would be if i hadn't forgotten it at home.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Once, I forgot my clarinet and had to march an entire televised state football game with my empty hands at attention in front of my face like a fool 🙃

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

POV: You are a young John Cage.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Joe: Ok Q, youre playing a trumpet in this high school band.

Q: ...idk how to play the trumpet. Plus I'm gonna look like a really weird old guy in a group of kids.

Sal: Yeah, that's the point!

Q exits, Murray unplugs the mic

Murr: What Q doesn't know is that there is no band, he's gotta go on stage and do a solo in front of the whole audience.

Joe: Also, his trumpet case is empty.

all laughing

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

You gotta tap your foot to the beat, and that's it