One for dying alone in the woods, please.
this post was submitted on 22 Oct 2023
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... this option is beginning to feel a bit crowded, will there be like a line or something? Is scheduling an option? I don't want to be around people, ew
everyone's in the woods now. It isn't really alone anymore.
There's always somewhere to be alone if you're willing to travel far enough. Nobody's going to live in the rocky, frozen wastes of the Canadian Shield for example
I'll make conceptual art alone in the woods, just like my father did after joining the army.
Bob Ross was your dad?
I'm just a "happy" little accident
I'm sorry for your loss
Woods. I choose woods. 🪵 🪵 🪵
Yeah, idk what it says about me that this choice seemed like a good deal.
When it's time for me, an easy death surrounded by quiet and nature seems like the best way.
Dying in the woods alone please.
I'll have the same, but like far enough from this person to still feel alone
Aren't you alone as soon as they finish dying?
Ain't nobody got time for that!!
Can I just die right now? That'd be more convenient.
No, go to the woods first, instructions are clear :D
Aww man.
Why can't I make conceptual art in the woods?
Your odds of dying alone in the woods aren't bad if you join the Army.
My lifelong goal is to become a legendary hermit in the mountains somewhere.
If you're legendary people will keep making the hike to bother you tho
Hey, just because you're destined to die alone in the woods doesn't mean you can't help the interlopers to the same destiny...
... Conceptual art. My father may have been effeminate, but he wasn't as feminine as I'm about to become.
James May (voice): Hello.
LMAO
I'll take "all of the above"!
(er... not at the same time, please.)
At least two of those are a true and tested combination.
So, by using the word "include", am I to assume that there are even more options beyond these few?
"Your options include and damn well are limited to..."
I'll take doing alone in the woods. Really joining the army seems like the worst choice. Though I guess that depends on your father.
It has some options missing.
God, anything but conceptual art...
I think it's more fun if you're the one making it. Like jazz
I'm not a part of your system
This is like a David Shrigley piece.
Is this the artist Don’t Fret?
Knocked out 3 of those. Now how to make conceptual art? Hmmmm.
In the words of one of my favorite songs
"Death is when life turns into art"