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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Granted. It's 1995.

[–] runeko 5 points 1 year ago

Granted ... you now live in 1995 ... forever.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Granted! Windows Desktop becomes so popular that it takes all 100% desktop market share! Microsoft takes the opportunity to begin requiring a Windows ‘subscription’ with the lowest plan being $60 a month with ads

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Granted. Office furniture with an opening glass panes become quite popular. The windows desktop is a must have for any up and coming management staff.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Granted, everyone has their computers themed based on Windows.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)