this post was submitted on 07 Jul 2023
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No. This is not a satire.

No. We are not trolls.

No. We are not joking.

Decades ago, an evil rose from the shadows, invading every home of every Christian American family. It shattered our good and healthy ways to live, ruthlessly dragging the young folk to an abyss of filth, addiction and degeneration. Disguising itself as entertainment, this evil finally showed up its fangs, painted by innocent blood.

This evil is called video g*mes.

Today, more and more people, calling themselves as "g*mers" spend their lives in front of a screen, killing and torturing people for fun. Their eyes hurt and their fingers get tired, but they continue. "It is harmless", they say.

Gmers around the world reunite in "conventions" to talk about these vile creations that are videogmes. They cheer and cackle like demons at the gate of hell while big and multi billionaire corporations fill their pockets, exploiting the pain of families victims of g*mers.

While this happens, more and more blood flows between our streets. More and more children and schools are covered with screams of despair. Despair of those who are victims of the g*mer.

But we resist. We will not fall. We will not perish. We will PREVAIL!

ANTI G*MERS, RISE UP!

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I wanted to make this community to carry on the good work that the other community was doing over on r*ddit before the takeover by sinister lizard overlords.

Anyway, have you seen any new g*mes that are particularly concerning to you? I saw one posted on my church group's facebook that I find pretty concerning. Be careful, this is NSFC (not safe for christ): https://www.metacritic.com/game/playstation-5/story-of-seasons-a-wonderful-life

In case you don't want to hurt your eyes with this satanic nonsense, let me give you the bullet points (I'm gods warrior, so I've got this).

  • it has a score of 69 and I think we all know the satanic hidden meaning there. I don't want to discuss this further.
  • this gme takes place in "forgotten valley" which is clearly a reference to the bible and how gmers want our children to forget the teachings of Christ and instead spend time playing these terrible g*mes that teach them satanic values instead. (https://www.bible.com/bible/1/PSA.23.KJV)
  • you run a farm which is obviously an attempt to get our children to learn unholy knowledge about witchcraft.

There's so much more, but I could only read that filth for so long. Anyway, welcome to the community!


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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

What is this "sad tire" thing that people keep talking about in our Facebook Group???

This must be the g*mer brain disease!! I will pray for them 🙏 Christ is always with them

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

The fact that this is getting downvoted when it’s obvious satire is hilarious

Edit: His commitment is hilarious

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is not a satire community. It says it right in the sidebar. 🙏🏻


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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

Ah yes, my apologies good sir.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I can't believe anyone would dream of "playing" with anything when the Lord 🙏 provides a plentiful bounty of entertainment for us already!!! 😡

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

We already have all the things he intended for us to play with. Sticks, rocks, firearms, the list goes on.


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[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

is this satire, or is it just fantasy?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

This is not satire.


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