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[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Here is the template:

Do your magic ;)

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Reject groomers.

Embrace otter.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sea otters have been regularly observed to rape baby seals over weeks, and continue raping them after they've died.

River otters are cute though.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I would like to unsubscribe from rape facts. Thanks

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hopefully someone doesn't tell you about penguins

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

But they are so cute though, look at them walking around, falling over the little goofballs.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dude, what the hell u made me read? I mean, dude !

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Best not to look too closely at koalas, either. :/

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Like people wouldn't force them to mate with seals if it would produce something cute for the Internet.

Stolen from a comedy sketch I saw in Orlando.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm always down for replacing problematic celebrities, especially when you can replace them with precious critters.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Yes, yes...most species have individuals that do horrible things to other animals/species, but I'm more willing to ignore the outliers of species that do not have the capacity for complex ethical philosophy. In this case, pointing out aberrant abominable behavior is more pedantry than discourse, in my opinion.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

If you haven't replaced your Drake meme template with this one yet, you otter.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

It is otterly funny

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

At least otters don't sexually harass underage girls via whiny text message. I'll take the otter over Drake any day!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I always like to use anotter template.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Otters are brilliant! Not quite as good as rabbits but they're still pretty good, thanks for the new template!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Okay but you didn't give us the template

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Done!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Thanks!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

We had the same idea ;)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Ok, i forgot! Let me make it ;)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Question: if I don't have any other themes listed on my instance can I use a theme or does the instance owner have to apply it?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

🤨

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Oops, wrong post.

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