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Good god I hope you've all had a better start to the day than me!

Hardly any sleep, and I'm not a morning person even at the best of times, and also my hands don't generally work right for about half an hour after I wake up.

So naturally I went to get an emergency cuppa, only to find the teabag thing needs refilling. No worries, there's an unopened box of Yorkshire in the cupboard. But my stupid hands just would not work, I'm stood there sort of ineffectually pawing at the sealed edges of the plastic for about two whole minutes getting increasingly annoyed and swearing at it out loud...and then I realise there's one of those easy open strip things that you just have to pull.

FML. I've never been more grateful for half day Fridays.

Because I live the life of an international rock star, this weekend will be spent setting up and configuring a VPS that I personally won't be benefitting from in any way.

Best elevenses snack is clearly a Tunnocks tea cake.

My wife booked tickets to see Blur at Wembley this weekend as an early birthday present so pretty stoked about that! The Selecter are supporting which will be pretty awesome as well

what’s your best elevenses snack

Dunno if it's my 'best', but I've just polished off a cornetto and it was delicious.

We're rolling into the weekend looking like it's going to be a busy one, with trips to various farms, ice-cream parlours and riverside walks.

All I want is a 12 hour kip and a greasy meal when I wake from it.

My baby girl's 30 on Sunday and we're off to a Sunday pub lunch. Elevenses? A box of Ritz minis with me coffee

I've already had a "fun" day. Awake at 5 and took my 8 week old for jabs, who is now grouchy! Time to start work too.

On the positive side I'm going camping tomorrow with the uni lads 😃

Finished work, nice easy shift. Had a couple of beers now off to bed to sweat my bollocks off.

I woke up before 6 to go to London today.

I am tired.

Happy Friday folks!

Got my niece coming up tomorrow night to celebrate her graduation and have a drink.

Kinda dreading it because my wife likes a blowout every now and again and that usually involves a bit of coke. I had a disgustingly bad coke habit up until March 12th of 2021, when I came clean to her and with her support kicked that habit to fuck.

That’s my issue though, and just because I had problems doesn’t mean she isn’t entitled to a big blowout once or twice a year, but she gets all weird as if she’s tempting me or being a bad wife or some shit.

Sweet snack: jam doughnut. Savoury snack: butcher's sausage roll.

This weekend we're hosting a family barbeque, so of course its forecast to rain. Also collecting new glasses so will mostly be squinting a bit until I get used to them.

Had to get up early to take my partner to the podiatrists and then do some shopping. On the plus side, I bought so nice German Lidl sausages and buns so hot dogs for dinner!