this post was submitted on 07 Jul 2023
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Solid plan. I got this.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

pfffft not even

all you gotta do is repent your sins and accept jesus as your lord and savior on your deathbed and then it’s get into heaven free card time!

christians hate that atheists know this one simple trick!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Yup, you don't have to check in regularly or participate in any religious ceremonies or follow any doctrine.

Just say sorry on your way out and you're good

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Checkmate, atheists.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

ahh yes, the Dahmer exploit.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This post is unforgivably bad, you will now live in hell forever.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago