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He holds up two fingers and says, "Five beers please".

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ok, but what if he wanted four beers?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Hold up the pinky, index, and middle finger. Depending on which hand he uses and whether he faces it palm in or palm out, that could be 4 or 6.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That took me too long... geeze

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I’m still not getting it. Clearly not firing on all cylinders today!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Roman numeral 5 is a V. He held up two fingers to make a V.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Not a roman but more a celtic/longbard one... But if i order two beers and I get five... I'm ok with that 😁

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Am Roman, can confirm.

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