Looks like I'm a bystander in Trigun... not sure if that means much, lol.

Cowboy Bebop. I'm probably doing the exact same thing I'm doing now (chilling in bed with the internet and a cup of tea) but with funkier looking tech and worse tea.

Probably get devoured by a Titan (Attack on Titan)

I'm a filthy degenerate, so im probably reluctantly surrounded by a bunch of horny women with disproportionately large breasts.

Guess I’m a member of an ex-military terrorist cell that dabbles in sports, since I’m in Eureka Seven!

I become collateral damage in a Gundam battle I guess.

Frieren and I track down a spell for syrup to go with that one she has for shaved ice

Looks like I gotta catch 'em all.

NieR:Automata.
No matter who I am, I am going to have a bad time.

Very first thing is that I cheer in relief that I gave up on Redo of Healer early on and went back to One Piece.

Well, I guess I'm camping out, given my last anime was Yuru Camp. Honestly, seems decently pleasant, though finding a job in Japan would be tricky.

Spy x Family, I guess I'd be a tech guy.

I'm assuming I'd just be some extra living a normal life until I get instantly vaporized by an atomic explosion (The Eminence in Shadow).