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[–] [email protected] 84 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

What are you doing step-bee

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I don't generally care about people making new sexualities, but it's not hip to fuck bees.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I can’t believe I’m saying this: Just because you’re sexually attracted to bees doesn’t mean You have to fuck then.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 year ago

Kaan moment

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I can’t bee-lieve**

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

This is 100% a troll either just for fun or to rile up and radicalize gullible conservatives

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

“It’s not hip to fuck bees”

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Liberalism opened the door. Get with the times, grandpa.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Smh the background/flag isn't gold-black stripes 🤦‍♂️

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I got this reference! Thank you, (my) child with terrible taste in movies.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago

Adam and Eve, not Adam and bees!

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Bee Movie has entered the chat

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

Fun fact: DreamWorks animation is directly responsible for one out of every three new sexualities!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

You like jazzzz?

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

its hip to fuck bees. 🐝

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

No I like bees

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Barlo Patch notes

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

I can't believe Kirk was barlophobic all this time

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"New Sexuality" and the first order of business was to create a bespoke slur for it?

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is this a reference that is going over my head?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It feels like Barlo Kaan could be a person's name.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ah maybe. I thought it was mocking people for "making up" genders. Like any good satire nowadays, it's impossible to tell which it is.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Well that was the obvious joke, I just thought there might be more layers.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Wake up babe, new sexuality just dropped

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Something about insects. Is it their thick asses, thin legs, big eyes, chiseled jawlines, wasp waists, hairy chests, tiny hands/feets? God damn.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's because they watched Antz or A Bug's life growing up. It changed them forever.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

In this hive, the Queen Bee is human and her honey is the sweetest 😌

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

low quality bait!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

by the way techsexual exi

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