this post was submitted on 11 Oct 2023
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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (3 children)

That’s clearly nigiri, there is rice.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sometimes you must sacrifice a bit of accuracy on the altar of hilarity.

Just like you sacrificed humor in favor of accuracy, except making people enjoy their lives MORE, not less.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I feel like most successful jokes have a much better ratio of accuracy to hilarity. This one sacrifices accuracy for an incredibly lame pun that wouldn't have been funny if it were accurate.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Really not sacrificing much accuracy since the two things are very similar. As for how funny the joke is or isn't

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That pun requires more tiki torches and a bit of inbreeding

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I have one of those.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

And if you’re rolling sashimi and rice, that’s sushi.