this post was submitted on 07 Oct 2023
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[–] [email protected] 104 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Please don't give them any ideas. It's bad enough already.

[–] astraeus 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I just got three bills in the mail over the course of a month for a single procedure. They haven’t said they’re done billing me yet, so I can’t assume the bill storm is over

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

What a wolrd where free health care isn't gobally available. We should help those third wolrd countries.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

But first a word from our sponsors! Durex!

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Nobody's going to mention the lit stick of dynamite?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This is a shtick of this comic series. The number above the author's signature indicates how many of these recurring objects (the dynamite, eyeball, I believe the crown is one of them) are present in that comic. This one supposedly has 4 but I can't find the fourth one anywhere

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I thought either that or something to do with the can of soda

Edit: looked up a list of hidden symbols from the comic. The crown is one, and the "K2" at the end of the soda logo is the last one.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Yeah they always put something like that in a weird hiden spot

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

what about the eyeball just laying there?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Excuse me miss did you want the unlimited viewing plan or just the 5 minute package? If you plan longer than 5 minutes I recommend you to go with unlimited, cause it’ll cost you more later.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Almost every situation can be made hell by introducing an enthusiastic sales person with lots of options to market to you

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

To see a colored version of the scan, download our finicky app from the App Store, turn on location, Bluetooth, camera, and voice. To zoom into images, upgrade to paid app.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

And you can pay for and print your pictures after the ride/appointment.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Lol I thought it was an alcohol ad at first.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

I would take this willingly if it was cheaper.

But it won't be cheaper. Instead, it becomes the new basic plan at the price you're paying today.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Hear me out... Maternity Ward... on the blockchain!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

That’s a lot of real estate! We’ll give you a discount if you just wrap your belly with these other ads.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

and they better watch out, there's a live stick of dynamite next to that ekg machine. time's a ticking, hurry up and buy!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Coming to Ontario hospitals

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Thanks, conservatives!