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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

Finally a guitar for people with Midjourney hands.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

At this point just get a harp guitar or something. Fretting those low strings seems really uncomfortable.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

keyharp but played with your fingers instead of a bow

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

imagine the tension springs of said whammy bar

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You do one divebomb too many and end up a eunuch

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

forbidden bottom surgery

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Probably at least two whatever-rods in the neck, I'd guess. Oh, Truss rods.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

The djent-inator

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Walk on stage with this. The crowd goes wild, expecting the crustaceanest of crabcore that ever touched a human ear. Not a single note has been played, but the crowd is already separating for a wall of death. Drum intro.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

playing chords with barre grip- wait, let me just get my fingerlongers..

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Yeah... 5 string basses are bad enough in that regard.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

At what point does it loop right back into being a piano again?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Is that Fieldy's?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago