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[–] [email protected] 52 points 11 months ago (1 children)

honesty I'd much rather people just be honest about not wanting to hang then be surrounded by flakes

[–] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I've done this once or twice myself, and at the moment of accepting the invite I'm absolutely down to do it, but when it gets to the day itself sometimes it's way too hard or I didn't anticipate how it fits in with other events.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 11 months ago (1 children)

And if you get older, you sometimes are simply too tired. A party on Friday sounds great on Monday, but on Friday at around 5 it starts to sound really really tiring and you'd really appreciate going to bed early.

Getting old sucks.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

For sure, I just give them the honest reason if I have to cancel.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 11 months ago (2 children)

"Sorry bro, I'm peeing out of my ass"

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Better than pooping out your penis.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (2 children)

This is technically possible, unfortunately. With an abnormal connection of tissue known as a colovesical fistula, it is possible.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Thanks for THAT image, asshole.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Your search history must be ...let's just go with "interesting"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Truly one of the most urgent activities

[–] [email protected] 25 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Sorry, I got..... jury duty?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I've been seeing this guy a lot. Don't really know who he is or what he represents.

Can someone fill me in?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It's a meme that's been everywhere lately. I don't know where this originated, but it's a promo shot from that old King of Queens show.

I never watched the show, but I guess it's old enough now to be a meme.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

It was a pretty great show as far as sitcoms go.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That's Doug Heffernan. He's the unofficial "king" of Queens in NYC.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Fuck, I thought it was Paul Blaurt this whole time.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

idk but somehow popular enough that the today show picked up on it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4P2A_eh0h58

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago

I've got this very important dentist appointment.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Jesus titty fucking christ

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

oh thats how onlyfans work....

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

I have to... wash hair...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

I was always just a maybe anyway.