this post was submitted on 04 Jul 2023
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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

A ripe peach is mere hours from being over ripe. Eat it now lest it become compost.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I agree with the ripe-peach enthusiast. Eat the peach now and then use that quick peach energy to run to the produce store to get more peaches.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

fructose mf'er honk honk

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Truly, the gods hath smiled upon me for to have come upon this wondrous intoxicating fruit. I must accept and honor this message from her greatness, for I know that, should I deny it, I, like this peach, will rot away, unfulfilled in my life’s labor. Oh thank thee, great Demeter, for granting me this taste of life’s nectar…. How long have you been standing there, dude? You could have said something.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why are there so many posts with the title "rule"?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Apparently I have not

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