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I'd be Cables Don't Tangle Man.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

If I could just remember stuff, it'd be great.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I have one, โ€œget great parking, 70% of the time.โ€

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

e-scooter man, he fears no filled parking lot as he can simply park further away and take his scooter to the store.

of course, he lives in constant fear and jealousy of walkable city man, who simply walks to the store and doesn't quite understand what a parking lot is.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Do they still not tangle when you hand said cables to someone?

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[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Perfect business sense, I think.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That button in the lift that closes the doors? I can press it with the power of my mind.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I'll be "Always-knows-what-that-weird-pain-is Man"

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Direction in a crowd man

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