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You can have any B-tier superpower you like. What do you choose? (feddit.uk)

submitted 2 years ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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I'd be Cables Don't Tangle Man.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Distraction man. Be able to divert somebody's attention by pointing a finger.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

I chose being able to make other people fart or burp. Well on a second thought, that's maybe C tier at best.

B Tier would be able to make people overhear their wakeup alarm. Useless against people with a good inner clock though.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Do they still not tangle when you hand said cables to someone?

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Always remember where I put stuff man

I don't want to lose another guitar pick lol

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'd like to be able to sense the distance to the closest person to me

[–] emptyother 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Thats a recipe for paranoia.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

If I’ve driven there once in my life, 99% of the time I can drive there again with no directions.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (4 children)

I have one, “get great parking, 70% of the time.”

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

e-scooter man, he fears no filled parking lot as he can simply park further away and take his scooter to the store.

of course, he lives in constant fear and jealousy of walkable city man, who simply walks to the store and doesn't quite understand what a parking lot is.