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I'd be Cables Don't Tangle Man.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

As an American it obviously has to be no healthcare bills man.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'd be infinite stamina man. never get out of breath again, even while jogging

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My knees and elbows don't hurt man.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Making anyone I want have an immediate and uncontrollable urge to sneeze.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Never needing to nap girl a dream yet to come true

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[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I chose being able to make other people fart or burp. Well on a second thought, that's maybe C tier at best.

B Tier would be able to make people overhear their wakeup alarm. Useless against people with a good inner clock though.

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