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submitted 2 years ago by Gentoo1337@sh.itjust.works to c/programming_horror

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[–] matter@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ah, the enterprise solution

[–] nous 26 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Nah, not enough abstraction. This is more like it

[–] __ghost__@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 years ago

This made me throw up a little bit

[–] hark@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

They're optimizing with loop unrolling!

[–] vrek 7 points 2 years ago

Nope, I think you nailed it!

[–] Craftkorb@feddit.de 6 points 2 years ago

The KISS way

[–] bnjmn 6 points 2 years ago

The first tic-tac-toe I ever wrote looks something like this

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago

lol... HIRED!

[–] mvirts@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Beautiful

[–] Isoprenoid 2 points 2 years ago

It's not stupid if it works. /s