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submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/programming_horror

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Ah, the enterprise solution

[–] nous 26 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Nah, not enough abstraction. This is more like it

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

This made me throw up a little bit

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

They're optimizing with loop unrolling!

[–] vrek 7 points 11 months ago

Nope, I think you nailed it!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

The KISS way

[–] bnjmn 6 points 11 months ago

The first tic-tac-toe I ever wrote looks something like this

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

lol... HIRED!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Beautiful

[–] Isoprenoid 2 points 11 months ago

It's not stupid if it works. /s