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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Upvoted and boosted--- oh wait, I'm on Lemmy! :)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Still waiting for anybody to explain me why I shouldn’t write my backend in php

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Everything works if you know it well enough. But what I remember annoying me with php most was the naming convention mess, array_search, count, strlen, etc.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

\except $for $the $annoying $syntax $and $bad $function $naming, $it's $actually $turned $into $a $fairly $decent $language->

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

leaving a . so i know as well

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

After like a 10 years of coding in everything except PHP I actually started missing PHP. Everything is so bloated nowadays and all the shit that gets thrown towards the PHP is mostly just a BS from those that either never coded in PHP or stopped coding before PHP 5.6.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I still code with PHP.

Come at me.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Don’t worry I have your back. We’ll take ‘em together.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago
[–] spartanatreyu 4 points 1 year ago

Modern PHP shits all over the PHP v3, v4, v5 days of yore.

Anyone making new projects from scratch is living in a land of bliss while those working in projects/frameworks that started in the days of yore are having experiences across the whole spectrum of, "Wow, I sure am glad we migrated to modern php" to "please kill me, I'm in so much pain".

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

My private website is based on CodeIgniter and by this of course on PHP.

Can we please hate JavaScript again? (what I sadly also use)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is php worth hating? I did some in college and didn't care for it. I don't remember exactly why though. I built a POC super simple MVC framework and found it really easy to implement. But then I moved on to other stuff (java/ruby/python/js) and promptly forgot about it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I don't think real hate is worth it at all, I mean its about programming languages 😃

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

PHP has lasted 30 years while newer frameworks and languages from tech companies barely last 5.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I started with javascript and was reluctant to try php because of what I read online. Now Laravel is all I want to develop with

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

When I was studying I used php but not a lot so I don't really have an opinion for it, why the "hate" for it? Coming from someone who uses React a lot

[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

one of my work's systems runs entirely on PHP 😩 luckily it's mostly phased out but I still have to experience hell every now and then

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