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[–] [email protected] 109 points 1 year ago

Soon you will be able to brag about "fitting the whole gang in your bussy" !

[–] [email protected] 103 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

20hp

737lb-ft torque

Sweet Jesus Christ.

That's more torque than a lot of modern muscle cars have. I know electric motors can shit out a lot of torque, but holy fuck.

[–] [email protected] 141 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The ebussy needs a lot of thrust

[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well yeah, it's clearly a size queen. If you can't compete with size, then you need deep, hard thrust.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That eBussy is demanding it.

Look at it.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

I'd drive that eBussy all night long!

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

It's like a farm tractor.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Top speed of around 100kph. Not that high, but it will get to that speed right the fuck now.

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[–] [email protected] 83 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (57 children)

Lb-Ft

FFS, just adopt the metric system already. And "lb" is not a force unit. Also don't capitalize unit abbreviations unless named after scientists.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (9 children)

"pound foot" is the most intuitive name for a unit of force imaginable!

How much force? One pound of the foot. Easy!

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Actually pounds are a unit of force

Pounds~newtons

Slugs~ kilograms

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Pounds are a unit of money. lbf (poundforce) is a misnomer, it’s actually the pressure required to stamp the King’s portrait into a £1 coin. Slightly changes with each monarch – or by a lot whenever they switch to cheaper materials because of devaluation. The frequent redefining of poundforce is now a major consequence of Brexit. /s

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

It's confusing, since "pound" is used for both force and mass.

1 lbm is roughly 0.45 kg

1 lbf is the force required to accelerate a 1 slug (32.2 lbm) mass 1 ft/s^2.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I know slugs are just snails without shells, but they don't need to go faster

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I don't know what the imperial system standards committee was up to, but I've never met a slug that was 32.2 lbm

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

You wouldn't know her, she goes to a different school.

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[–] [email protected] 74 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

You can't just commit war crimes because you're on the Internet

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[–] [email protected] 66 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Oh, they know exactly what they're doing.

The entire karma train could ride in the eBussy's marketing department.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

And you know that eBussy can fit a lot in its marketing compartment

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 year ago

Doesn't need to go fast, but it will fucking go HARD.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Those cheeks were made for clappin'

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And that's just what they'll do

These cheeks were made for clappin.....

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

If someone suggests “the eBussy is bussin” as a sales pitch, they should probably be let go immediately.

edit: no, no promotions for that low hanging fruit, whomever came up with eBussy should be tried at the Hague.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

Or promoted.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

As the other commenter said, you mean promoted.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I heard of being horny on main, but this is ridiculous.

Alternative joke workshopping: being horny on mains (electricity)

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

How can you be in development/marketing and not google the term you are going to name a product beforehand?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

VRChat femboys be like

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Something something dragonsfuckingcars content

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The eBussy would be Debussy's favorite vehicle. And speaking of Debussy...

https://youtu.be/kJUotvfMI7Q?si=-NbHgWZqzR36sG_r

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Looks like one of those Soviet loaf vans

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

In Russian eBussy sounds like “ебаться” meaning “to fuck”. So, checks out.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you don't know what this is about, don't google the Name of the vehicle at work.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Actually, neither duckduckgo nor google nor bing nor startpage nor searx yields anything besides XBus formerly known as eBussy for me. So, if this name is somehow funny somewhere in the world, google & co are not helpful.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You might want to Workshop that name a little bit

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Ayyy bussy lmao

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I hear you can fit 5 in the back 🤛

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