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[–] [email protected] 120 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Don't do that! Milk is conductive. This could make you a serial killer!

[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 year ago

Or you would have a firewire πŸ€·πŸ½β€β™‚οΈ

[–] [email protected] 83 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Getting the order right is not an exact science. It's more of an UART.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

I can't think of a pun good enough to respond with, good job

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[–] [email protected] 68 points 1 year ago (7 children)

I’m showing my age here, but that’s likely dvi, and not serial.

9pin is much smaller and 25pin is significantly larger.

But despite my pedantic statement, the joke still stands. Well played.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh christ, DVI is old now.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We're pretty much at the point where 2.5" SSDs are old...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Does that mean my stash of IBM MicroDrives are finally going to be worth something?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

Same here, although I thought VGA. Dealt with too many parallel cables in the past and that didn't look wide enough.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Shhhh it's just a different flavor of cereal

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Mmmmmm fruity loops of wire

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

My favorite...

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

DVI-D uses TMDS, which is a serial protocol. So if you want to be really pedantic you could call it a serial port even though it's not RS232.

DVI-A also transmits metadata over a serial connection, but the video signal is parallel analog.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Fair! Neat fact!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Yeah it's clearly a D-Sub connector, I'll allow the meme, the joke's funny.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Looks a heck of a lot like the RS-485 serial cable I've got on my desk right now. Scale is hard to tell, not sure how big that bowl is.

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[–] [email protected] 65 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fun fact: That's not real milk. It's just Elmer's glue, they use it to stage the perfect shot.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Food marketing is fascinating

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You ever seen the microwaved tampon trick?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I may have oversold it, to be honest, which is fair given what we're talking about.

Soak a tampon in water and microwave it for a few seconds. It'll give off loads of whispy steam for a long time. Then, just pop it behind that lovely roast chicken (cooked yesterday) or warming bowl of macaroni soup (ice cold) to make it look piping hot for the photo shoot.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It really should go without saying, but please only do this with an unused tampon.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Oh, that steak looks well done and extra-rare!"

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I remember being in like 4th grade and the teacher showing us a video about the tricks they use in advertising, how they carefully craft cheeseburgers, use spray deodorant on beverage glasses to make them look frosty. The thing that stuck in my mind was fake ice cream. Because ice cream would melt under the lights they actually use a substance similar to cookie dough, like shortening, flour, sugar etc. which is completely edible so you can film actors eating it, and I remember thinking "that doesn't sound half bad, actually."

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

that's not oversold lol, thats interesting and cool (I think?)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Liking photography as much as I do, I really should look into all these tricks, huh

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I think it is extremely controverserial.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

...I should've thought of that

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[–] drew_belloc 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The milk, the serial needs something to plug in

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

True, but what if there isn't enough milk to plug into? Or what if you have too much milk?

[–] drew_belloc 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It will never be too much milk

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This will be the result my friend:

Your house will overflow with milk!

[–] drew_belloc 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You seem to really like milk

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Depends. Does the milk come from universal serial boobs?

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

I've upgraded all of my bowls to Universal Serial Bowls (the C connector is specifically for cereal).

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

It's up to you for your choice of connector, though it would be drier than usual

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Put them in whatever order you like.

The bowl goes last.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

...or does it?

Veritasium music starts playing

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I generally put the Serial in first, as its very reliable.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Good choice! I do the same

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

RS-23ewwwww

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Then it's a snack (I think?)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Gotta take a waterfall approach

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What's the bitrate of the milk?

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