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this post was submitted on 01 Jul 2023
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This may be the perfect dad joke.
Forced puns are well and good, but the true essence of dad jokes is trolling - and this nails it.
What’s red and tastes like blue paint?
Red paint.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick!
I love this one, always gets a chuckle.
Chocolate except I spilled glue on it
Sir that is a grandpa joke.
Got a nice eye roll out of this one from the wife. Mission accomplished.
Just told this one to my son.
Him: "I could have said Mom's foot, or my sister's foot, or anyone else's foot!"
Me: "But you didn't."
God.
Good one dad !
What'd the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
Supplies!
Ps how do you do spoiler tags in lemmy?
So are you coming home tonight? Mom is cooking spaghetti, with the very big meat balls, just the way you like. It's been 15 years dad.
Why do I keep coming back to read dad jokes even though they fill me with rage?
booooooooooo
Wow, thanks dad. slow clap
I would also accept "your other foot".
Are dad riddles a thing? I think they should be a thing if not.
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