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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Necessary tool for the sponge making process. Without it: no sponge holes.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

actually that is a misconception. irl they put the holes in a mold and then fill the space around them with uncured liquid sponge

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago

(Recycling) Homeless population (into chum & patties)?

To swiss-cheese SpongeBob & keep his pores open?

Make jellyfish wine?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You can clearly see. It's for squashing squidward.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

This isn't a wrong answer

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

King Neptune's Dick Flattener for CBT nights w/ the boys

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

they said wrong answers

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

Why is there an orphan crushing machine?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Buying a bubble wrap de-bubbler just seemed like a good idea...at 2am, while drunk scrolling on Amazon.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

For sexual purposes, of course

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

They said wrong answers only

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

This is an exoskeleton tickler from Rock Bottom. After several metastudies showed that its use had no health benefits, the Exokeleton Clinic sold it to the Bikini Bottom Bureau of Land Management to help destroy pests such as nematodes.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's their version of chiropractor tiktok

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

When your mom is a chiropractor and your dad does acupuncture

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

So rabbis can perform bulk order brises.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

For the Christmas parade