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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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Aside from the few that found a very still pond and figured it was worth looking at.

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[–] [email protected] 75 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's funny you say that, because I was just watching a video of great apes looking at themselves in a mirror that scientists set up in the jungle. Once they got over the fear and realized they were seeing themselves, one of the things multiple apes did was look at their assholes.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They tried to look at every part of their body. Yes, this includes the asshole.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

The video I was watching they were very specifically looking at their assholes. They were putting their leg up on the mirror to get a better view

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Maybe they had read this thread

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Probably! Time travel apes.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Very curious that you thought about the fact that early humans had never seen their own assholes, as opposed to their faces.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

....you mean the exact situation mention in the OP?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It would be common to see still water and your own reflection

Less common that someone would position themselves in such a way they can see their asshole clearly in it without disturbing the surface.

What do I know? Maybe they made little foot jetties just so they could stand above the water and gaze wistfully in into their own rectums on still days?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

You know, there was this one carpenter who could walk on water…

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

i did not read that bestie ☺️💞💞

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'm sure you could also see your butthole in water reflections, too. Also just being flexible.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Even after mirrors were invented, I still haven't seen mine..

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

The view is shitty.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Be glad, you won't have to see a brown eye staring back at you.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I've seen my own asshole, it's not a particularly interesting view. I much prefer seeing someone else's.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I wonder if a human back then used the reflection from water at a lake or pond to see what their asshole looked like.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Remember that the first mirrors were made from metal and polished volcanic glass.

Which means mirrors or mirror substitutes were always available to us even before we made metal tools as long as we could source obsidian. Granted you'd have to actually live near an active volcano for the latter.

However you aren't wrong! A cheap way to make "mirrors" in the old time is to just take a flat bowl with mud lining the bottom and have water on top. This was used when volcanic rock of polished stone/metal was not readily available!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] -3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Unless they look at their reflection in the water.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

Uhm.. any reflective surface like water would do though?