this post was submitted on 22 Sep 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And somehow managed to be the first person in Starfleet history to get in trouble for it. Nobody else on that ship or on any ship ever got in trouble for boinking aliens.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Kirk practically encouraged it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

About 22 minutes.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Yeah I tend to go with the interpretation of The Greatest Generation podcast that Kim is a notorious lothario.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Huh. Can't believe I forgot that episode when the opening is zkim Kim getting his dick (finally) wet

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Wasn't he held captive of that planet of women that wanted to snoo snoo him to death? And teleported long distance with an alien woman to see a sunrise? And had Seven basically throw herself on top of him?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)
  • They made it look death by snu snu but it wasn't. They harvested biological material by sucking the body dry.

  • Kim's such a nerd (affectionate) that the second he realized they actually teleported, and didn't step into a hologram, he basically lost all interest in her and started focusing on the technology instead.

  • He immediately balked at Seven too. Although I don't blame him there. She came off kinda strong.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Meh. Seven can come strong on me any day. Yes I would like to copulate.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

"Your measurements are suboptimal. Perhaps you require treatment from the Doctor."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Seven only threw herself at him in a dream.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Woa woa woa, how you gonna do my man like that? Also, he made captain. If he didn't let Janeway go to break the temporal prime directive there would be no more federation - just a whole lot of drones.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I don't think anyone could stop Janeway breaking the Temporal Prime directive, not even Starfleet time cops.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm not sure what you mean on the 'No more Federation' bit

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Borg. They mean Borg.

:p