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Mr and Mrs. Locutus (startrek.website)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You will be assimilated. Reception is at 7pm.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

"I don't think I'm going to be able to make it to the wedding, I know you wanted to get married in Greece, but that's too far for me to---"

"Resistance is futile."

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

I fucking love this place

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

What is the customary wedding gift for a Borg marriage?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Biological and technological distinctiveness.

They're registered at Ikea.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Oh yeah, I guess I always skip that section

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

An ice cube tray. Eh? Eh? I'll see myself out.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

A new species to assimilate.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

A regeneration chamber.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Existence, as you know it, is over.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Just imagining Picard dicking down a whole Borg cube

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I do every single night. Only way I can sleep anymore. I don't count sheep. I count Bonked Borg.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

The REAL Picard Maneuver

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago