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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The years go fast, but the days go so slow.

Modest Mouse

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb.

Smash Mouth

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Right wing, left wing, chicken wing

modest mouse

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm wearin' myself a T-shirt That says "The world is my ashtray" Our hearts pump dust And our hair's all gray And I just got a message that says "Yeah, hell has frozen over" I got a phone call from the Lord sayin' "Hey, boy, get a sweater, right now!"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"THIS PLANE IS DEFINITELY CRASHING!" - Modest Mouse on current affairs.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

True, that's why you have to appreciate that all that glitters is gold.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

And your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Stupid linear time. All my homies hate linear time.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Some of my homies include wormhole aliens, and they don't even understand linear time.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

All my homies have 7 legs and speak in ink rings that float.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Smash Mouth were always the heroes we deserved, but not the ones we needed...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I wish they would stop coming sometimes

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

They will, eventually.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And they don't stop coming

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And they don't stop coming

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And they don't stop coming

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And they don’t stop coming

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And they don’t stop coming

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

And they don't stop coming

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

And they don't stop coming

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

The trick is to stop counting, then it doesn’t matter so much.