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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

"pansexual" apparently means she's sexually attracted to frying bodily fluids in a pan

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ah yes I bet it's going to smell amazing

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Mmm... bleachy.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

One man is usually not even ejaculating enough to substitute for a single egg. Especially not the type of wankers that would respond to this.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Help me out on her goal. Is she trying to make crispy chicken? What else would she use eggs on fried chicken for?

If yes, then she'd be most interested in the lecithine to make her panade (the crispy crust made from crushed bread). And I do not think (please correct me if you know better) that cum has a high lecithine content. Soooo

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Guess who's not getting a handjob?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

OMW... Hope I get there first

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

lmaooo anything for science

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Tastes like chicken, I bet.