cats

Just wait till the cat gets cuddly and the dad starts pillow talking “M’Lord”

What noise is this? Give me my long sword, ho!

My sword, I say! Old Montague is come, And flourishes his blade in spite of me.

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Lord Montague: first of his name, destroyer of vases 🐱👑🏺

Super cute. And if you get sick of the formalities, you can call him Monte which is a great nickname too.

Clearly, His Lordship disagreed.

Oh lord

But.. Milk in Earl Gray. Hmm.