this post was submitted on 19 Sep 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] [email protected] 82 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Mr Data, disable AdBlock."
"Are you certain, Captain? I advise against it."
"Proceed, Mr Data."
"Very well, Sir..."

HOT LONELY SINGLES NEAR YOU IN >DELTA QUADRANT< ARE WAITING RIGHT NOW TO HEAR FROM YOU!

[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Mr Worf scoffing in disgust at the screen

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

Scotty letting out a long whistle as he unscrews the cap off his phaser-shaped whisky flask

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

This just made me think about the early episode where they encounter a planet that was wiped out by, essentially, a used car salesman AI and the product it was selling.

Why did nobody call tech support? 🤷🏻‍♂️

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

IIRC, the tech support's civilization was extinct.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

A most excellent meme

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Your FTL subscription has expired.....

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

There should be more ways to earn profit. Websites shouldn’t rely on advertising as the only method of recurve stream, in my opinion.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

earning profit should not be the center of society. i feel like star trek itself is a great example as to why

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Rule of Acquisition #345 Never let silly hooman ad blockers stand in the way of profitable opportunity.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I would look at the ad if they didn't insert 12 ads for a 15 minute video.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Mr. Worf, arm phasers; lock a tractor beam into the Ferengi vessel.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Million dollar idea: Install adblock for your ship's communications, track everyone who contacts you through ad analytics, profit

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