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[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

dumb poemNightmares are burned away at first light,
My dreams are rare but worth the fight.
Puss slept-guard on my doona and chest,
Better-Half's snoring scared off the rest.
Wake and piss like a broken hydrant,
I might take off, missing the toilet.
Coffee in my hand, heater in my face,
Catch up on this thread at a steady pace.
Thank you for sharing pics of your cats,
I saw them all and want to give them all pats!
Love you all, amazing humans you all are,
Stay beautiful, stay excellent, you all raise the bar.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Pita makes an amazing bread for a breakfast rap. Dunno why, but it totally works!

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[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

OK, dinner consumed โœ…
Dishwasher loaded โœ…
Food & clothes ready for work tomorrow โœ…
Bot given final instructions & ready to run โœ…

I think I'm ready for bed. Fingers crossed I wake up and see the bot did it's job ๐Ÿคž

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Spent 3 hours at the hairdressers today, only 45 mins of which was the actual cut. Think I'll try somewhere else next time. Recovering from some dead lifting today and just gonna do some bathroom and kitchen cleaning at pace.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think that's the first bit of REM I've had in a few weeks. Crazy dreams but I'll take them.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)
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[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (19 children)

Breakfast ๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅฅ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿซ›๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ…๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅ’๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿซš๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿง…๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ–๐Ÿฅช๐Ÿ•๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅ™๐Ÿง†๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅซ๐Ÿฅ˜๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸฅŸ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿš๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ ๐Ÿค๐Ÿชผ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฅ ๐Ÿฅฎ๐Ÿข๐Ÿก๐Ÿง๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿจ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฅœ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฅ›โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿต๐Ÿบ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿง‹๐Ÿงƒ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿง‰

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[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Good morning folks! I wanted to sleep in but now that the work sleep schedule is a thing, I woke up at 9am :c

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

One more cup of tea, then time to get stuck into the basement

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Abandon all plans ye who wake up on this miserable day

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

There were no plans to begin with taps head knowingly

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