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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (11 children)

While all of you meme and joke and minimize the threat, a rising wave of disaffected boys has grown up under the most toxic of social environments and still NONE of you take this seriously.

When you see the world in ten years time you will kick yourselves for doing nothing to stop it now in its infancy

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

His Grindr nickname is probably "FatherBottom."

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

Nothing more manly and confident than having to constantly validate your manlyness

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

What's more manly than never letting your dick touch a woman's estrogen filled vagina? Nothing, except maybe letting another man inject his testosterone into your anus with his dick.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Georgetown Texas. No wonder

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Texas, you say

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

So manly that they'll get deep inside you

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

With a manly helping hand, they beat each other's hard problems.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (4 children)

A younger brother of mine just baptized into an Orthodox church nearby. Is this the same thing?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (4 children)

The Russian Orthodox are in schism from most other Orthodox. You'll need to get more information to get an answer to that question.

Russian Orthodoxy was established from it's foundation as a fake religion that exists to keep political power in Moscow. This is very different from other Orthodox.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

There's several. I don't know if the Greek Orthodox are doing the same machoism, but they're related

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

"But in the past year-and-a-half our congregation has tripled in size."

Still the same 2 dudes, I deliberately misleading you with that phrase and was referring to bicep circumference.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I assume jebus is somehow involved?

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

c/dumbesttimeline

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