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[–] [email protected] 178 points 4 days ago (6 children)

I'm thinking we don't exactly want everybody on Lemmy. Just the people who'd actually put in a little bit of effort.

Yes, I know this is the shitpost community.

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

[inflates you making you big and round]

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago

[greentexts you]

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 days ago (2 children)

[puts on robe and wizard hat]

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)

What the fuck, I told you not to message me again.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

[slaps you around a bit with a large trout]

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

I think this is my favorite one 😭❤️

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

Imma store ur pee in ma balls.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

))<>((

Forever.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Goddammit I was going to steal it!

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 4 days ago (1 children)

What better place than Lemmy shitpost for premium "[farts in face]" discourse?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago

Terrence and Philip?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Y'all are delusional if you think Lemmy doesn't have this shit already. The main dev is legitimately in contention for the most cringe person on the Internet.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

Shit. Did Elon buy this too?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

i don't agree with him but while he is cringe, he is also free

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Its hard to say, because I also want more niche hobbies to actually have content on lemmy. Ideally I want reddit users that only look at the front page to stay there, and every hobby subreddit user to come over.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

I thought about starting an extremely niche community and the moment I finish posting, I actually don't want to deal with commenters/posting regularly/moderating.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

Yes, green truly behaved disgracefully there

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago

For reeeeal, I want an internet univeristy town. If I wanted to deal with a dumptruck full of dickbags all the time, I would move to Boston and go back on reddit.

[–] [email protected] 73 points 3 days ago

Notice they never said no to the incest parentage.

[–] [email protected] 76 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Pretty sure deisel raccoon is an S tier shitbag

[–] [email protected] 65 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Reminds me more of Diogenes but... Uh...

jerks off in public

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

In the agora straight up jorkin it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

"If only I could relieve my hunger by rubbing my belly!"

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Isn't it amazing how thousands of years of technological advancements have led to the marvelous invention that allows us to have civil, deep, intelligent conversations with people on another side of the far away at speeds that our ancestors could never have imagined?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

I think our mistake is assuming that our ancestors wouldn't have also asked if your parents were related and farted as a hilarious insult over a stupid disagreement.

People have always been people. We just do it faster now. And probably quite a bit less violently.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

Your fart ends where my face begins.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Oh people forget to not feed trolls everywhere; that's hardly a Lemmy phenomenon.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago

Yeah I'm thinking red won this debate.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Are your... what? 😂

Oh my god...

That's horrible

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

As far as I’m aware, in the US, the only mandated and enforced expiration dates by law are for baby food manufacturers.

Everything else is a vendor suggestion.

And don’t feed the trolls.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago (3 children)

The US market regulations (except California for some reason) are surreal. $7.25 minimum wage, chlorinated chicken, bleached flour, lying labels etc.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Looked it up, seems some brands do put a date on the bag and others don’t.

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[–] andybytes 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

So basically what you're saying is there's no nuance online. It's just caveman nonsense. Expiration dates are like a double-edged sword. If you're trying to prep, you know, you can have canned food for a long time, past its expiration date. But for the sake of capitalism and moving product, people hoarding food is not necessarily good idea. Also, there's a potential that there could be something wrong with it. Different foods have different shelf lives as well, so. There is also the argument that when eating fresh produce, it is way healthier for you. Like the notion, if the food still has cellular activity, it's going to transfer into your body. It's better for you. It's at peak nutrition. Minutiae matters but not in the era of lowest common denominator thinking and it seems the global herd turd is horny for war...guided by the unseen hand but yet it will be send the kids. Conscription is right around the corner. Poor breeders...too stupid to know they are stupid. "Suckers and losers." - Donald J Dump http://youtu.be/Lgk1yhp40wc

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

I was also on the internet when I was 14. It would have been better if I were ignored

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