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[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 week ago (2 children)

my top three picks would be:

  1. sugar and sugar
  2. sugar and sugar
  3. sugar and sugar
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

So, the Nutella stripe down the middle?

*unless they used garbage sweetened peanut butter of course, then it’s 9 sugars.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

i get youre trying to say that its too much sugar, but technically its the same as a normal pb and j, simply with different flavors. its not like he used 3x as much spread than he normally would.

but yes.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago

Truly a mind like this should be curing cancer.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Crunchy and creamy are textures, not flavors

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Not flavors alone, but crunchy has whole pieces of nut, changing the ratio of nut to other ingredients and adjusting the flavor.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I'm over here with a pistachio butter and apple jelly sandwich. Shit's fire.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I have to imagine the jam and Nutella combo in the top middle is a little cursed...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Not if they chose "tart cherry" or raspberry. They both go very well with chocolate, including Nutella.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Strawberry jam and Nutella is like a very rich chocolate dipped strawberry. The only real cursed combo is grape jelly and Nutella

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Honey & Nutella sounds even worse to me.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Jam and Nutella is generally awsome, like fruit with chocolate.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

But it is only 6. Crunchy vs smooth doesn’t taste any different.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

There's a small difference, but big difference in texture

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This is almost worthy of calling food porn.

Tell me you wouldn't eat that shit, and I'd just say sorry for your peanut allergy..

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Too many flavors to taste good.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

The only thing it's missing is bacon.

Ever had a bacon donut? Yes, that's a thing, and it's surprisingly good.

So, of course I'd try that sandwich even with bacon on it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Aw mate, bacon maple syrup pancakes. 😘🤌

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Stahp! You're making me ~~horny~~ hungry!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Your taste buds are dying, buddy.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Nah, I'm just random enough to try damn near anything that I'm not allergic to and won't make me gag.

I dunno where the bacon donut came from, but if you ever find one, give it a try, you might be pleasantly surprised.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Peanut butter is literally my favorite food but I wouldn't take a single bite of this thing. There's like 40 grams of sugar here. I ain't 12.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Fine, more for me!

Honestly I haven't had a PB&J in probably over 10 years, but I'd sooo eat that sammich!

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is very 'Murican. I'd feel sick after just a few nibbles of that.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

pbj became popular during WWII due to rationing. after the war it continued on and is pretty unique to the United States. it's become somewhat popular in other countries but is a daily meal for many Americans to this day.

making fun of it would be like making fun of the Japanese for eating rice, or the Scotts for eating haggis, or the Ukrainians eating borscht.

mocking people for food of their culture isn't cool or funny. it may not be what you would eat, but I bet you eat some stuff that's pretty fucking disgusting to me too.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I enjoy a PBJ, it's a great combination. Have to say spreadable marshmallow isnt something I've come across before tho.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I remember it was child (about 45 years ago). Haven't seen it since then.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

You can find on at Walmart in the baking section. Or, ateast you can in Texas.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Tbh, I am not a fan of the marshmallow fluff. But I've had a pb&mf sandwich before, and it isn't as absurd a combination as it seems.

It's called a fluffernutter sandwich.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Awesome name for a sandwich!

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Where's the marmite? Or vegemite, either is acceptable in this situation

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Neither is acceptable, you who tiptoes in the pale moonlight with the fucking devil

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I have to agree, tbh

One or the other is mandatory :)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Totally justified

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Marmite and butter on a nice piece of toast 🤤🤤🤤

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

We're not trying to fuck the sandwich up with shitpaste.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

This looks like over stimulation in sandwich form, also I must try it now.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Like an alignment chart, but more delicious.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Marshmallow + crunchy PB is obviously Chaotic Evil.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Needs a marmite strip.

Maybe chilli jam too

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Needs bananas

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My personal favorite that I discovered recently: aioli - sriracha

Of course, I use this in the context of a sandwich, with something in between the slices, e.g tomato, cheese, pickles. It works great as grilled cheese too!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Yeah i used to make a big batch of sriracha aioli every once in a while, its so good.

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