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[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I prefer this reply.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Pickled squid lemonade

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (2 children)

No hot chocolate is a gross omission.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I agree. Hot chocolate is the best.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Hot chocolate drinkers

  • happy and confident
  • not defined by a list
  • happy for everyone else that feels represented
[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'll murder anyone trying to talk to me before I had my 430ml of strong black tea in the morning. I have two cats and hate dogs. Never been to the UK.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

3 cats, australian, black tea 4 lyfe

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yes yes, Britain, the only tea-obsessed country in the world

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

It's just American view where what's true for America must be true for rest of the world.

If an Asian drinks tea, who Asian?

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (4 children)

What about the energy drink people?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

That probably needs its own chart. Red Bull people, purple Rip It people, and green Monster people each have a different vibe.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I was hoping my Adderall peeps would be represented somehow. But nah.

I was doing monster for a bit before I got the drugs tho. Btw, Both turned out to be too much.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Was at a new job and someone asked how I got through the mornings without coffee or an energy drink. I accidentally blurted my usual line of “I try to stay healthy and only do water and meth in the morning.”

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Yerba mate

  • night owl in a morning people world
  • grumpy [S. Cone or Syria] | hipster [elsewhere]
  • caffeine addict in denial
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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Okay but where is the unexpected tattoo?

looks down on myself

WTF, that was unexpected.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Where'the chocky milk?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

White can Monster. Where is?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

dear god I hope so

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You might be trans. Or you have kidney stones, or both. Probably both.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (3 children)

milk

Sidenote tho black coffee is fucking tasty as shit ok

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Black Coffee - I like a good morning poop and I’m calorie conscious.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Also black coffee - I like having an excuse for being mean and diabetus rings in the family.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I drink water in the AM yet i haven’t sprouted feathers or a tuxedo so I feel slightly ripped off.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Death before decaf sounds about right for me.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Per a quick duckduckgo, Pumpkin Spice Latte.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Where's coffee with sugar and milk? I feel invisible 🥺

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[–] snowe 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How can you put five different kinds of coffee on here and not put milk.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

GIVE ME CAFFEINE OR GIVE ME DEATH!

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

No thanks, mate.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Tea people are definitely more cat people than dog people, but otherwise pretty accurate

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Lipton english breakfast = dog person

Single estate darjeeling = cat person

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (6 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

KRONK, PULL THE LEVERRR

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

TIL people are putting butter and coconut oil in their coffee. What even?

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I do black but decaf. What would that mean?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

That the end is nigh.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Psychotic masochist?

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This is maybe the first time I do not feel include in any of the description and I drink three of these (coffee, tea and water) on a regular base and green juice now and then 😂

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

So if you have instant coffee with a dash of milk, to which category you belong?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I'm surprised green tea isn't more popular, especially as a morning drink considering it doesn't cause bad breath or rot your teeth with acids and sugar.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Diet soda gang rise up!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

While it's true that I'm not a big fan of mornings happening so early and that I don't take prisoners, the latter is because I'm in favor of restorative justice, not that I kill humans in stead of caging them. Also, I DO drink decad if I want a hot drink and it's too late for caffeine to not keep me awake until 4am 🤷

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