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[–] [email protected] 1 points 21 minutes ago

do you people just cook for a single meal wtf

[–] [email protected] 1 points 22 minutes ago

2 hrs?

Do you spend 6 hrs a day cooking and do not do any clean as you go?

Wtf are you preparing? Are you stuffing a turkey each meal?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

Make less elaborate meals or learn to chop faster.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

Listen to podcasts, or watch something during cooking dude.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Meal prep, and cooking stuff that doesn't need much involvement.

I eat 6 meals per day when I'm trying to gain weight, and it can be done with very little time spent cooking.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Boiled chicken and rice with a side of protein shake doesn't count as food.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 minutes ago

I haven't had the need for that in a long time. I've been working out for so long that my maintenance calories are 3700 right now. I can eat whatever I want and still hit my protein goal within my calorie budget

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 hours ago

We recently got an airfryer. it helps cut down prep time and ease of cleaning to the point I don't get upset about it anymore. Would highly recommend if you haven't got one already

[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 hour ago

Those numbers are off. It takes me about half an hour to cook a meal. I clean while things are cooking if I can. And it takes me about the same time to eat. I get that it's a joke, but it's entirely unrealistic unless you're doing things very wrong.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 3 hours ago (3 children)

Cooking a steak takes 5 minutes. You make a side salad while it's frying. Everything goes into the dishwasher in a few more minutes. Not sure what your problem is...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 minute ago

A dishwasher not my hands? What is this wild technology you speak of?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

This is great, do you have any more recipes?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago

If you have a Ninja Speedy, you can cook loads of dishes in 10-15 minutes, but only for 1-2 people at once. My fav is to cube potatoes and pork belly at 2cm size, mix with salt, spices and oil, put everything in the device and cook for 12 minutes in steam + air fry mode.

[–] towerful 5 points 3 hours ago

Thanks! Now my girlfriend has dumped me because I ruined her cast iron pan.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago

The term is meal prep

[–] [email protected] 11 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 hours ago

Turns beef into beef flavored chicken, I love it.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

just cook bigger portions, i usually make enough food to last half a week

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

I’ve been eating the same two-pound portion of taco meat for the past four days. Usually in soft-shell tacos, but sometimes in frittatas. The trick is to be dead inside.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

This is ideal because the tortilla IS the plate.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 hours ago

You're not dead inside until you move to hard tacos.

[–] [email protected] 73 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (7 children)

You forgot the 40+ hours of work a week just to afford the ingridients.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

You forgot breathing in and out 24/7 to stay alive to get to your soul-sucking job.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 26 minutes ago

Life would be so much easier if we didn't have to constantly breathe.

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[–] [email protected] 63 points 21 hours ago (10 children)

Lucky you! I've got a simple solution, only use single use plastic, then all you have to do is just put a big plastic bag over your table and when you're done eating you just pick up the bag, close it all up and throw it away and that way you just leave the problem to your grandchildren and they'll die from climate change.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I also add shredded PFAS to my tomatoes 🤌

[–] [email protected] 2 points 15 minutes ago
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[–] [email protected] 85 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

My solution is just to act like I'm cooking for 12 people, and have leftovers for the rest of the week.

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