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Proactive divination (slrpnk.net)

submitted 5 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 55 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Be the change you want to see in the world

[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Be the change you ~~want to~~ see in the world.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

*fanning the flames* "I don't 'want' this to happen, I just see it."

[–] [email protected] 1 points 23 hours ago

-Isaac Asimov, Foundation (1951)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

In Gym of the Romantic Journey, there was a character who could see the future, and then bring it about. Once he shot someone with a paintball gun because someone was going to wipe him off with a paperclip, and they'd look silly if he didn't have paint on him. And once he rushed into a room where a fire started, and then was relieved that he didn't have to be the one to start it.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 5 days ago

"I tell the future"

"Okay, tell me mine"

"Soon... You will go to Rome."

"But I'm in Rome."

"Do I lie?"

[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 days ago

Ah yes, the self-fulfilling prophet.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

What's that story with the Wizard who cursed a family to die by thirty then broke into their homes to kill them when they turned 30?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago

The actual story is called "The Alchemist"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

The Dune school of divination