I guess I'm... Plain Mercury?
this post was submitted on 10 May 2025
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Solid Mercury.
Which is pretty cold...
0K... I'll stop.
Hi, it's you brother Polka Dot Mercury here.
Chevron Shakur subbing in for morning edition. First up... just how many gummy bears can one put in their mouth? Scientists find out.
Youre listening to morning edition with Grunge Presley.
Blackwatch Clark
Paisley Lightfoot
Gyazoo, bitches! It's ya boi, Moire Gold, with 37 minutes of Heartpounding Silence With Intermittent Cthonian Whispers! Let's get started!
"I'm Floral Cass and you've been listening to NPR"
Houndstooth Strummer with the anti establishment update: the establishment is winning
I'm Gingham Cornell and welcome to Dogs and Cats: Living Together!
Houndstooth Peart?
Oh hey, fancy seeing your sibling here. It's me, Herringbone Peart.
This is Marketplace with Dave Smith Aperiodic Monotile Schuldiner.
I'm Toile Brockie, and you're listening to Wait Wait, Don't Taze Me
Damask Harrison at your service, and you’re tuned into Crackerbox Palace on WFMU outta East Orange, New Jersey.
This is Ditzy Bowie and coming up next is… uh… hang on, I got it written down somewhere..
Houndstooth Ididntgetnpr. Reporting.
Paisley Cornell
Stripe Monk... I sound more like a woodland critter.
Herringbone Barrett
Or
Plaid Kantner
I'm KalimbaTvChannel Marley and it’s time to groove to some absurd aztec vibes on
Nightcore Primate Rave
Houndstooth Redding.
I'm Sans-I/O Cobain, and you're watching Disney Channel
Ogee Sinatra.
Damn, that's a decent name.