Other people here have given you the answer—copy the files somewhere else and run from there—but can you motherfuckers just take a moment to appreciate the filename?
Edit: I had to know!
I Am Motherfucker: Everyone has some insecurities that plague them. Our protagonist is troubled by the size of his equipment. Day after day his friends regale him with their stories of their astronomical packages. Their stamina, unmatched. The length, unrivalled. Unfortunately, our self-conscious self-insert really takes all these stories to heart, feeling quite inadequate, until one fateful day when everything changes!
It was simple really, he was overcome by the masculine urge to adjust his modest manhood, when his friend's mom catches him in the act. She pulls him aside to give him a piece of her mind, which lucky for him involves some friction.