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[–] [email protected] 36 points 11 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 29 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 24 points 13 hours ago

CRAB PEOPLE

[–] [email protected] 27 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

This isn't universal "human" but very culturally different

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 hours ago

I beleive Australian Aboriginal People have what they call ~~Bush Grub~~ Bush Tucker

[–] [email protected] 15 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

man if scorps was even just on par, hell even close, with the taste of ol' lobby boys we'd have mass factory farms gen-breeding them sting bugs as large as like Merican farm turkeys vs wild turkeys

[–] [email protected] 6 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

~~Good news! Oxygen levels will go up, so scorpions will get big again.~~

Bad news.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Why will oxygen levels go up? If anything, I'd think more oxygen being tied up in CO2 would cause O2 levels to go down.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 130 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I think they meant arthropod. Anthropod means "human leg."

[–] [email protected] 47 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Yea and they're delicious when they come from the sea

[–] [email protected] 15 points 17 hours ago (5 children)

You're right, but finding human legs in the sea is quite rare.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

Especially when it's prepared correctly (smothered in amber gris).

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago

You need to find one of those reverse mermaids, and finding the regular kind is hard enough.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago

Depends on who you are

[–] [email protected] 28 points 15 hours ago

Can't find your sea legs, eh? Classic landlubber.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 16 hours ago

after pouring over missing person records and studying underwater pig carcasses and regional tides, researchers think they have their answer to the mystery of the severed foot case.

Just your average 9 to 5! 😄

[–] [email protected] 14 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

Sea bugs come pre-seasoned

[–] [email protected] 24 points 17 hours ago

I enjoy how the left side is labeled as "humans" twice, just in case you weren't quite sure what specimen that is.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

"I just don't like sea bugs." Is legitimately one of my defenses when people rib me about not liking lobster etc.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 20 hours ago (4 children)

Lobster is so overrated in my opinion.

Now crab...

[–] [email protected] 31 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Lobster is just a butter delivery system.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

There's cheaper, and easier systems for this.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Lobster is so overrated in my opinion.

Come to Italy and try some Spaghetti all'Astice. You'll change your mind.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Dying might change my mind, yes. I seem to be allergic to both kinds of bugs

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 hours ago

It might be the chitin. Do mushrooms bother you?

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 20 hours ago

I mean, humans do eat the land ones tho, they're just not so popular with the cultures most represented here.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Shrimps is bugs?

Nooo. After further research, bugs is shrimps.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 18 hours ago

Marinara, please!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Automatic downvote for atrocious spelling.

This shit made the front page of r/all; can we demonstrate that Lemmy has higher standards?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

If you can tell what they meant, it's good enough. Spelling is made up anyway

[–] [email protected] 7 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

It literally means something else. Yes symbols are made up, but the concepts they exist to convey are very much real and we have certain expectations when using them. Have higher standards, holy fuck.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Ná. It daznt métr. Ic džast a simpl mistejk, nat a vór krajm.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 hours ago

The mistake is fine, it’s the brushing it off that’s some real low-effort, lazy nonsense.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

fiss iss väri tro, jasst lätt pipål späll fö vej fej vant to.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Günter glieben glauchen globen

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 hours ago

Give it to me baby, a ha a ha!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 17 hours ago

"anthropods" means "human legs" i think...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 14 hours ago

SEND THIS USER TO THE BOILING POT AND SERVE THEM WITH GARLIC BUTTER

[–] [email protected] 4 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

No one told me scorpion taste like lobster, now I’m curious

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 hours ago

Living in sea water drastically changes taste, as seen in salt water fish vs. fresh water fish.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

Just need to get them land bugs into a gym so they can get some decent chunk of meat in them.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I would like to not live on the planet with all-natural swole radscorpions please

[–] [email protected] 4 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Irradiated and steroid enhanced it is then, gotcha.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 14 hours ago
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[–] [email protected] 16 points 20 hours ago

Well the ones from the sea come pre-seasoned

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