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Because tooth fairies only want milk teeth that have fallen out naturally and is given willingly. If it started graverobbing dead people or knocking out adult's teeth when they are sleeping, they would lose their ability to fly and they would become a dark shadow creature, alone and hiding from the light of day. And tooth fairies love the sun and they love the smile on children's faces when they lift their pillows in the morning to see what the tooth fairy left them. That is what makes them fly and what makes their stomachs tickle with happiness.

And that is why tooth fairies don't rob graves.

How do you know they don't?

The dead are fully within the domain of the bone fairies, a more ferocious subspecies of the tooth fairy.

Maybe the tooth fairy is like a vampire needing an invitation: the tooth must be willingly offered.

Because the tooth fairy only comes for kids' teeth, not interested in the adult stuff. Also, what makes everyone so sure the digging doesn't happen?

They want baby teeth which are turned into happiness charms for grandparents.

When I had four adult teeth yanked for orthodontics, I felt horrified and sad and they gave me silver dollars (post 1976) for them.

I think they just felt sorry for me.

But they want fresh baby teeth. What good are dead peoples teeth?

Because the tooth fairy takes the teeth to protect the children from a kind of contagious magic where an evil Magic user curses the teeth, then the child is cursed; but once people are dead, they’re gone and what’s left? It’s just a bag of bones; there's nothing local on this plane of existence to curse.

Curses do not cross the black sand. That is all.

"The 8 yr old"?

Wants fresh teeth.

Tooth fairies actually run the largest group of crematoriums globally, although it's impossible to link them legally. Why? Because the teeth don't actually burn, that's just a myth they perpetrate. They just sift all the teeth from the ashes and get their tooth fix that way.

Prove me wrong.

Wrigley's gum is the chewiest gum

Give it to your friends and chew it with your teeth

Your teeth are bones that live outside

and hang from your lips like BATS

OH

outside bones

outside bones

never forget your teeth are outside bones

and when you're a kid

they fall from your head

and to make it less weird

we say they're stolen by a demon

that your parents knoooooww

WRIGLEYS!

those teeth are all where they're supposed to be. the tooth fairies gather the teeth to bury them.

I just want to state that there's more S+ tier, top shit comments in this here nifty little discussion than I've seen all year so far. Bravo peoples.