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[–] [email protected] 19 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I can't believe nobody has posted this edit yet

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 hours ago

Congratulations! You have won The Internet today.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 15 hours ago

What do you mean against their will? Did you ask them politely?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 15 hours ago

Poor Sonic…

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago

The crossovers between veterinary medicine and pediatric medicine are a lot more significant than most people like to think about. The Venn diagram isn't a perfect circle....but it's close.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

Hats off to all these people keeping everything under control and helping these creatures. I cannot imagine how pissed off that lion or tiger would be if they woke up in the middle of a giant metal donut that makes tons of noise. I mean that takes a lot of courage. Most I will volunteer for is the bird, the fluffy burrito, and maybe the hedgehog. Pretty much anything that won't eat me.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago

"Against their will" made me chuckle

[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 day ago (2 children)

tomorrow is monday again, folks

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

20 ccs of lasagna, stat!

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[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

🇫 🇷 🇪 🇪 🇭 🇮 🇲

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 day ago

I don't think animals are ever okay getting CT scanned

[–] [email protected] 206 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This feels like the equivalent of getting abducted by a superintelligent alien race, being put into a machine beyond your wildest comprehension, and then probably getting a treat and sent back home where nobody will believe you

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

i got a CT scan once and am a dumbass so the doctors and technicians might as well have been a superintelligent race

however instead of a treat i got a giant medical bill >:(

[–] [email protected] 333 points 2 days ago (13 children)

I’m sorry, but I cannot stop laughing at this hedgehog 😂

[–] [email protected] 2 points 15 hours ago

Tiny little hedgehog voice: I've been a bad boy. A bad bad boy.

(Might be a girl having trouble getting my phone to load anymore than a thumbnail worth of pixels)

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

they made that mfer 2-dimensional

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[–] [email protected] 197 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

One of the most difficult parts of veterinary medicine is the fact that your patients can’t directly communicate. Oftentimes, issues go unnoticed simply because the animal masks things like pain. Luckily, the vet immediately knew this hedgehog had something wrong, because it kept exploding into a bunch of golden rings.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 day ago

MOISTURISE ME

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I love how it's just taped down with like masking tape lol

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Otherwise he’d be moving so fast the blueshift would be visibly noticeable

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

I hope they checked his pockets before the MRI violently pulls a bunch of rings at dangerous velocities!

[–] [email protected] 81 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Free my homie sonic. He done nothing wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

How long does something need to stay still for a CT scan and can you send water through, just thinking about aquatic animals if you could just send the tank through.

Looking at my axolotl who can happily sit there not moving for hours in the hope of ambushing prey, staying still should be easy enough.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

On OkCupid, I once briefly courted a woman with the username "RazeTheAxolotl." One of my opening questions was whether she meant "raise" or "raze." She meant "raise."

I don't think asking that helped with my chances. We didn't end up going on any dates.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Depends what imaging technique they're using. X-ray CT might work ok with a little water in the way. Nuclear magnetic resonance might not be so good.

[–] [email protected] 101 points 2 days ago (8 children)

funny sad fact, if a person weigh 600 or more lbs, they sometimes have to use xrays/ct/mri in the zoos that are meant for larger animals.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

No shit, I once had the chance to accompany a patient to an large aninmal hospital for an MRI.

The problem: It was so far away that the patient needed to be airlifted. Which was far beyond the capacity of regular HEMS. So they called in the military and they send a fucking CH-53 cargo helicopter. These things are huge and loud. But cool.

That was one interesting ride. Somewhat embarrassing for the patient (who was not in on weight level due to simply eating too much - patient had a massive and life altering orphan hormonal disease) but patient kept somewhat good spirits and the volunteer fire brigade did a good job blocking the view.

Nowadays human medicine has improved - you can now simply use an open MRI with specialised gurneys. They usually can take more than 400kg, sometimes 500kg.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Does a larger MRI produce more data than a smaller one (same data density over a larger volume), or is it the same resolution spread out over a larger space?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago

It depends. MRI and to an even larger extent CT scans are "targeted" to an area. People are very very rarely scanned "totally".

E.g. you want to look at the cervical spine and therefore only examine this area. While you will also see neighbouring regions these are not necessarily full resolution (only if they can have an impact). So if the imaging run is being done for an area that is not affected much by the fat tissue it won't produce more data necessarily (a cardio MRI is a good example). If you do a abdominal or pelvis MRI/CT is normally does include all tissue and therefore will produce more data.

(Take this with a grain of salt though, while I worked inhospital for a while I am primarily a paramedic and more into repairing vital signs than radiology. While we have mobile CTs nowadays they are brain only and not my area of expertise)

There is an exception for the real complicated cases like the one I mentioned, though. As we didn't want to do the whole transport effort 4 weeks later again because another speciality found another issue the patient was indeed scanned almost completely" (with breaks in-between as that gets uncomfortable fast).

(Sadly enough the whole thing was done 6 weeks later again,indeed, as the patient had suffered from an acute stroke which later killed them. Sad story,really. Never had a chance in life)

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 day ago

I had a patient tell me he had to go to a zoo for an MRI. I thought it was a self deprecating joke but he was serious.

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[–] [email protected] 158 points 2 days ago (2 children)

My favorite is definitely that poor hedgehog, LOL

[–] [email protected] 68 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Mine are the snake and the taped bird

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[–] [email protected] 65 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Stopped asking those pesky questions now didn't it?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Peace is finally an option.

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[–] [email protected] 87 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Do we also get a thread of pictures of animals getting CT scans with their consent?

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 days ago

Somehow I don’t think the fish consented to this..

[–] [email protected] 70 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Thanks for sharing. How does the fish one work? The dolphin I get because it breathes oxygen, but don’t all fish have gills? I feel like it should be in the water.

[–] [email protected] 75 points 2 days ago (12 children)

It can be out for a matter of minutes.

Humans are just ludicrously overdependent on aerobic respiration, our brain metabolism is overcharged to the point of being broken.

Most other animals have a lot more room to function sans oxygen, they're more limited by stored energy reserves.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

We need higher res photo of Steven the fish

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[–] [email protected] 74 points 2 days ago

The hamster burritos got me good.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago

The mice got a nice pillow

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