Political Memes

Do I get all three tacos or just one?

This is a horrible Sophie's choice. There are three tacos how can I pick only one of them

Not a fan of tacos at all, but I'll save them for someone who is.

I'll probably give them to an immigrant or homeless person just to make it that little sweeter.

You mean I get to watch them burn alive and eat tacos? Where's the wrong decision?

I take one taco, and then go tell Mike Johnson that there are free tacos and where to get them.

I save JD (couchfucker) Vance so I can beat him to death with my bare hands.

I'm vegan. I pick the tacos

Give it a second, the tacos will be better warmed up.

Well the tacoes are already in my hands because I was the one stating the fire when I saw who was in the room and I wanted some snacks while watching it burn down.

Do I have to act immediately? Pausing for a bit would put some nice color on those tacos.

I hate cilantro...

I'd take the taco, and I wouldn't even say thank you.

I would sacrifice the tacos too to avoid entering a room with those 3 assholes.

I would grab and shake JD violently to get his attention, then ask him to listen very carefully is there any tzatziki sauce ?

Can't take the risk. Better bar the door before the flames spread. It's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.

I'm very allergic to cilantro and I'm still taking the tacos.

Ew is that cilantro?

Fuck it, let it all burn.

Edit: I might say thank you. To the fire.

As much as I'd like to save the tacos, my hands would be too busy holding the doors closed keeping all 5 of use inside.

Only one taco? Not fair.

Cilantro and dead animal? Gross. I’ll take that tho.

Take the tacos al carbon and leave the pinche cabrónes to carbonize in the fire.

I'm severely intolerant to onions, but I'd still save the taco. I hate wasting food, there's always the possibility of making somebody else happy with it.

Clearly, we must, for the good of mankind, choose the most intelligent of the four.

Tacos.

I choose the bear

In all fairness, it's if a true Mexican taco (not some imitation from, say, the US or Europe) I would save that no matter what the other three were.

With the image as-is, you could replace that taco with a dead rat and I would still save that rat over the rest

the tacos. the other three are why I started the fire... allegedly.

Cold blooded animals like the warmth

I'll save the tacos

Nobody said you couldn't save the tacos de carne asada for later

If I'm within saving distance, I am within pushing down distance and buddy I can push pretty good.